[to compensate one loss, one usually overcompensates another. so be pleased to hear some very loud yelling.]

Oh God! I'm already losing mah hearing. No! I'm too young to be an old lady already. This has ta be some kind of joke.

owwww…and here I thought sand was supposed to be nice and soft to land on...

That’s the last time I let Mista J fly the ‘copta. Boy, does my tooshie hurt. Didn't have to go and push me out of the dang thing like that. When he said 'lighten the load,' I didn't think I'd be part of the load. There were plenty of other things lying around we could've ( Read more... )